So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
I wish Michael J Fox could read me bedtime stories
He could rock you to sleep
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
Sometimes I kiss girls just to make them shut up.
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
Well, my nose won't stop bleeding from really bad cocaine and my purse is full of plastic gold coins. Also, someone saved in my phone as "tyrannosaurus sex" won't quit texting me. Savannah won. Let's put it that way.
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
FUCK YOU VODKA I'M TRYING TO ADULT RIGHT NOW
last time we tried to watch a movie together, we ended up having really aggressive sex. during the Lion King. so what Disney classic will we be ruining this time?
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
Randomize
