I admire a woman who can maintain dignity while puking after too much whiskey
it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
is it sad that i can describe this night as "the night that i was sober" and we all know which night it was. like literally one night of sobriety.
She just passive-aggressively stripped in the kitchen while humming the theme to Doug.
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
These pissing matches have to stop. They led to last night's scotch through the nose shots. I'll never smell again.
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
I want a battle ostrich, get me a battle ostrich and then come and make love to me
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