We won't sleep together?
Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
He came on my face and told me I looked like a gingerbread house.
you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
I'm eating my dinosaur chicken nuggets in the order they would die in the food chain.
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
I was just shot with a dart gun by one of my coworkers while walking to the printer. Ironically I was printing my resignation letter...
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
My friends got engaged today and I learned the techniques of going upside down on a stripper pole. I'm not really sure who won...
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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