We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
You don't think I'm weird or immature right?
No I think it's cute we had sex on your Bob the Builder sheets
i really thought "pants-shitting drunk" was an unreachable level until last night
just heard 2 nerds making fun of a girl for mispronouncing stochiometry. they followed it up by discussing the mathematical equation for getting laid. my day just became 100x better.
Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
Don't judge me. If you're going to fall off a bed you might as well do it gracefully into a bag full of beer.
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
She went home with him because he works at Jimmy John's and his car "smelled like meat"
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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