Banjos are just sex machines. Like lights to moths, banjos are to hipster bitches.
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
before you smothered your pizza in mayo you blotted it with a napkin saying you were trying to watch your fat intake
I queefed so loud it echoed.
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
Tonight will be judged a success if I walk out without having thrown up on my shirt.
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
I felt like a personal hot pocket and all I could taste was cigarettes.
You came into my room and started rubbing a banana on your face.
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
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