just jacked off in the bed i was conceived in.
I got tired of walking to the bathroom that I decided to throw up in a cup. I now have 3 cups full of vomit on top of my mini fridge
you don't seem to understand just how much pasta i spilled on my bed last night.
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
I just found puke in my bra..
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
It's like those toothpaste commercials where 4 out of 5 dentists would recommend your vagina
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
Typically a man doesn't buy a woman a drink in hopes of her laughing at his penis, but no one said I was normal.
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
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