its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
in the middle of sex he stopped to tell me that he loved me... then slapped my ass and told me "back to business"... im gonna marry him
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
I am waking up at 7am to go to church with him and his family... I better get eaten out tonight.
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
Maybe I can find a straight girl rehab camp, like the opposite of those degaying camps, where they teach me how to love the ladies instead
Omg. I would pay ALL OF THE MONEY for that camp.
Ooo, yeah! Thanksgiving will be a blast. Can't fuckin wait for the next round of "have you found a nice young man yet?" Followed by a lovely helping of "don't worry, there's someone out there for you."
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
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