just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
Never again let me pretend to be australian for free booze.
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
You kept running up to married couples, taking their pictures and begging for them not to get divorced
What's the procedure for answering a booty call from someone under house arrest?
Yeah. That's the shitty part. God, I don't want to be a step mom. Sure I'm great with kids, but I just want unlimited sex and not have to worry about making friends with a fucking 7 year old.
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
Does being an adult mean drunkenly signing for your tax return from a foreign country? If so, I've reached adulthood.
I keep picking up boring men who literally just want to cuddle. HOW AM I THIS BAD AT GETTING SEX?
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
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