Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
I hate the hobo that sits outside our building
Joe or Chris?
do i even wanna kno y u kno their names?
well i came home drunk one night and Chris offered me a beer as i was coming in, it was kinda weird but i wasn't goin to deny a free beer. you're proolly talkin about Joe though, he's the one with the fucked up eye.
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
I shit you not. I was sitting on Brian's balcony...still drunk from the night before, and a hummingbird flew onto the patio, stared me right in the face and flew away. I feel like it was God's way of telling me, "Stop drinking."
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
How many more of your relationships do I have to destroy before you realize sleeping with me isn't a good idea?
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
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