1:57 a.m. Where did you go???
1:58 a.m. What are you doing? I want to go home with you, why aren't you responding?
2:11 a.m. Heading back to your place now, will you let me in?
I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
my room smells like sperm. sweet.
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
He just knocked over the beer pong table... I haven't seen so much fail in one room since I watched "Mall Cop" with my grandma
Always fun waking up to 911 as your last dialed call.
Well, I was going to ask you what happened to all my lipstick. Until I saw the giant red penis on my living room wall.
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
Randomize
