First thing she said after sex was.. are you baptised by chance?
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
Been considering the feasibility of adopting a kangaroo. Yes I'm very serious. And yes I'm very high.
I've come to realize that after waking up this morning for work no one wins in bar dice.
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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