People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
i havee beer in my backseat and a glow in the dark condom in my cleaveage.
you're going for the gold here.
He is an equal opportunity slut.
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
I'm going to take a nap so I don't feel like a stripper sneezed in my mouth tomorrow morning at work.
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
How is it medically possible for my urine to smell like espresso
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
Someone just asked me why I drink so much. Im gonna slap a bitch
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
I’ve wanted to home wreck him since their wedding. It was a dream come true
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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