so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
Don't say that out loud. People might think I really like to pee on you.
Of course you don't like it. I am the one who likes it.
i watched you ride a mechanical penis. nothing is awkward between us anymore.
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
Not great. "Leave the toilet seat down, it gives me somewhere to rest my face."
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
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