better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
I saw you sitting on top of my car trying to row back home... Did you make it?
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
Was it high me or sober me who put those Jolly Rancher sticks in the freezer? I'd be soooo impressed if it was high me.
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
Are we sharing a room, or can I pack my vibrator?
Yes to both. We'll use the workout rotation from dorm life.
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
Dude you literally tried to cook your phone in the microwave. You were so wasted you asked your mom to help you turn it on.
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
I am NOT pregnant
My barren womb can FUCK WHOEVER I want
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
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