This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
I hope you had to get up out of bed and walk across your room to check this text message
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
Oh by the way, john gave me your shirt to return to you when I was at work today. I almost gave him his girlfriends underwear to return to her but figured it would be inappropriate.
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
so I definitely just chased tequila shots with a biscuit covered in sausage gravy
Thats fucking manlier than riding a bear into battle
She started snoring post sex, so I drunkenly walked 8 miles at 4am to go fishing. Please come pick me up
By the time I realized I was watching a Danish porno with muppets it was already too late
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
Is it too much to ask to have a life partner who has both male and female sex organs that looks cute and sounds like a female Antonio Banderas and likes to get weird?
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