As long as you're not dating white guys again.
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
Close your eyes and stop texting and think about puppies. You'll be fine.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
I IMAGINED YOU YELLING SURPRISE WITH JAZZ HANDS. AND I LOVE YOU FOREVER
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
You and your vagina are hellbent on selfdestruction and bad decisions
Dude...can we put that on a tshirt? I will totally sport that shit.
Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
Literally the fucking master of salvaging the possibility of a blow job whilst also crushing somebody's dreams.
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
So I figured out why that guy from Tinder stopped messaging me back. He got married.
So I decided to sleep with him for the first time in months so I can convince him it's his kid instead of the other guy
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