I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
You drew a self portrait of yourself on his wall with sharpie.
Church boner. Awkwardddd
I performed "get broken glass out of my shoulder" surgery last night... Drunk, with a what-a-burger straw.
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
Remind me to switch to jello when you decide to do shots off my ass. It's so much easier to clean than this pudding.
I even tried crushing up viagra and putting it in his beer... And the next day he found the package on the counter. I told him it was for my friends husband.
don't care how drunk i am. my dick was like "nope, not doing it, you can't make me and i was like oh yes i can"
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
He tried to break dance on the island in the kitchen and ended up knocking over everyone's alcohol onto the floor then yelled "GUCCI" before vomiting
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
Is there any chance of you maybe wanting a bouncy house at your wedding. Like maybe a .0001 chance. If so I would totally chip in for that.
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
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