oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
We found you on the floor drooling you kept saying over and over how you were double jointed.
Headed to the bar now. If I smell faintly of latex and tuna, it's just the new scent I'm trying.
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
Last night you told me you "were too high" and didn't deserve a hashbrown.
My pubic hair is shaved into the shape of mistletoe.
I hope that's a joke and if not I need a snap of it
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
My ex is stopping by while he’s working tonight after delivering a pizza to fuck me, then going back to work at Pizza Hut. This is what my life has become.
He has the fingertips of a God
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