I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
Why were you having sex on top of my left over pizza in the kitchen?
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
Oh goddamn. That a super downer Tuesday reality right there. Just hit me with the cold, hard, nasty facts.
I'm at the back whiskey bar with a 7 and 7 in a winnie the pooh costume. Come find me.
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
I realized it was late, and he was my brother in humanity and another incarnation of my own life force and consciousness, so I regained control of myself, thanked him for helping me, and went home.
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
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