I'm surprised I didn't puke tonight
But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
I have got to stop getting laid on my lunch breaks. I AM SO HUNGRY RIGHT NOW.
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
God this is like a meg Ryan movie without the restaurant orgasms
Every time I'm hungover I just want to watch Harry Potter and cry.
We figured you were on something when you said that your nipples couldn't hear the music.
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
Randomize
