Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
i might have gotten away with it if "don't tase me bro!" wasn't the first thing i said when i rolled down my window.
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
it was funny though when you first woke up you pointed at my shoe and said i need my jacket and then put my shoe on your hand
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
if you don't go out with us, what are you gonna do? you're gonna go home and watch biodome and masturbate to texts from your east coast boyfriend and see the facebook pictures from the party when you wake up.
You nicknamed her "lazy eye" and were screaming across the bar at her to buy you a drink...
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
Getting drunk in an Applebee's pray for me
Lord god protect this child
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
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