dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
Def drinking wine from a 4 liter jug at 11 am. If i call you in 20 years talking about 12 steps, please trace is back to this moment.
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
"The cab driver felt bad for us so he stopped to buy us chocolates. That counts as a valentine!"
Seriously. Texted me 4 times and that didn't wake me up so he nicely called and left a voicemail saying he WOULD call me 8 times. So when he called back I answered.
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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