big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
I tried exercising today. I ended up masturbating to the Wii fit trainer.
I am going to be fat forever.
I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
I don't even want to go. i just want to be a hermit and live in a cave with an elephant that pisses vodka
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
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