Will you blow on my dice?
I want to give you a handjob with my mouth.
Hey, It's Lauren. i wanted to talk to you tonight. I like you, as you know because kyle told you. I was wondering if you liked me too?
Are you in the third fucking grade? Check yes or no.
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
They all laughed at me when I bought that necklace from Life Alert. Who's laughing now?
Do you remember trying to use a pencil, pen, and sunglasses as your second form of ID at the bar when they wouldn't let you in last night?
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night!
I didn't have cash to pay cover at the bar, so I traded the bouncer a Krispy Kreme doughnut i had in my purse
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
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