That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
Beer is acceptable at 830am if it's your bday, right?
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
He used a trumpet as a funnel, said something about valve oil, and puked all over the garage.
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
She's the good dick fairy. You buy her a beer and half an hour later the best lay in the place is asking to take you home.
Well, I'm most mad that he lied to you (about being married)...but the CAT THING IS A CLOSE SECOND
When we sit on the couch watching TV, she always cups her hand around my balls. Not sure if it's a sign of affection or a "power play" to remind me just how vulnerable I am if she chooses to make an aggressive squeeze.
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