How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
After you puked you called ur mom and told her you fucked on her bed, then u said "Have a good night mommy!" hung up and passed out on my couch
that would explain 17missed calls and 3 very angry voicemails from her
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
It was only 12:11 and I needed to make a Pepto Latte and call it a night, I don't remember that being part of my new years resolution.
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
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