Call meee
Ok, but just to warn you, I'm as drunk as a Kennedy right now...
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
He corrected me on my grammar when I came. Fuck English majors.
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
Its funny that cleaning up pieces of water balloons and shot glasses every morning is becoming a routine
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
Well, I have a text in my phone that just says "Scrumtrelescent" from a girl I have in here as "Cheesy Tits", so you figure out how my night was going.
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
my penis made a compromise with my morals
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