singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
she is using a fork to eat popcorn and refuses to drink gatorade out of anything but a margarita glass... did i mention the popcorn is on a plate?
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
You're in a tuxedo, you can pee wherever you want.
How external is "for external use only"?
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
I'm gonna try Jim's breakup remedy this weekend.
Is that the one where you drink 3 cases of beer and rewatch as much WWE RAW as you can find? Or the one where you hookup with fatties on Craigslist?
Ted is on HBO in 20 minutes...not sure if this or the drunken dance party I had at the bar to a N*SYNC Christmas song 20 minutes ago is the highlight of my week so far.
Napping in front of family members can be embarrassing when you get a christmas boner in your sleep
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
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