love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
I woke up at 3am naked and stroking a watermelon.
I'm hoping you can explain why I woke up with what I believe is pumpkin pie all over my body
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
I finally got the glitter off in time to get to the party and bang the bday boy in the bathroom while his girlfriend was lighting the bday cake candles.
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
Well he wouldn't kiss me so I made out with a German girl, took a shot with my boss, and I think I sprained my ankle. It was a quiet Sunday for me.
Omg no hes gotta go down on me. Then itll be like my vagina has kissed the stanley cup.
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
Randomize
