are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
I didn't slap you in the face. TEQUILA slapped you with my hand...
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
I came in your room, you looked at me and said "I fucked up" and then some kid showed up and took you to the hospital
I swear the crows are laughing at me.
You my friend are stoned into submission
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
I woke up on top of his counter next to a pot of boiling water and an empty package of ramen... what happened to the ramen, we will never know.
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
communist
Like an undercooked grilled cheese that got cold again. But hairy.
And there goes my desire for sandwiches. Forever.
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
like, there were so many other better not terrible choices you could have made, so i'm honestly baffled that you managed to fuck up that bad
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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