I find it ironic that homeless people are so good in bed
there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
I love our strategizing... I wish we used the same passion for planning our lives and future that we use for planning our drunken escapades... We would both be doctors by now, I swear
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
It's that time of the week again where I begin to ponder life's great questions like, "What will my pathetic excuse for a future look like?" and "Why tacos?"
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
I mean we all knew i was gonna get arrested eventually but shoplifting is lame so dont tell anyone. Well just let them assume public nudity or something
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