shes about as inviting as chlamydia
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
If youre wondering about the smell, i set your hamster on fire. But don't worry he's ok
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
I just shit a hot coal. Pretty sure it's that fireball shot from yesterday.
Liquor doesn't fix sad, but it sure as hell lowers my standards for a rebound.
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
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