so she proceeds to puke everywhere, look up at me like a sick dog, and then say, "i'll finish if you want me to."
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
This is getting ridiculous. See/touch her boobs=good day. Not see/not touch her boobs=bad day. I am legitimately depressed over the lack of tits in my hands right now.
DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
Woke up in a sombrero and a males speedo. Tequila makes normal peoples clothes fall off, however it makes me fall into a questionable identity crisis
Hey, I think I showed you a picture of my nephew while we were fucking last night. Sorry, I know it's weird, I just really love that kid. Again, sorry.
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
Everything is fine, it's not hung over in here at all\n\n*Narrator* *but in fact everything was not fine*
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
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