I got chris browned last night
For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
The last thing I remember is your grandma calling me a pussy and taking my shot for me. Your family is awesome.
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
I have jizz, in my hair. I'm sitting in class with jizz. In. My. Hair. I need to make better life choices.
You sent me a very drunk love letter
Was it the one about pterodactyls?
I was disappointed I thought you actually loved me
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