so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
i just traded a sweatshirt for margaritas... why did they ever stop using the barter system??!!
No im the worst roommate ever. Just dump a bucket of water on my head at 8am so i can suffer like i deserve to.
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
dude, i warned you that using a card to pay for my hotel room was a bad idea. You deserve the extra $600 in cleaning fees
She may be more beautiful than I am, but I bet she hasnt pissed in as many public places as me...
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
Just in case you forgot, last night you came home drunk and pissed all over my laptop. You owe me a laptop.
As a side note, can you ask the maintenance staff not to drag their balls on our stairwell handrails. Please.
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
I guess when the asshole said “I really miss you and want to get back together” he actually meant “I’m banging a Hooters girl behind your back.”
I hope she gives him gonorhea
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