Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
I couldn't tell you were laughing too hard
Dude I thought I set my hair on fire. I wasn't laughing I was screaming.
I'm the only one who goes to a bar and leaves with an extra twenty bucks and a pumpkin.
If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
When i was tripping hard i was banging Jeff's roommate and her room turned into Hogwarts
Also when we were banging i thought my high school librarian was perched up on top of the stereo like a gargoyle but it ended up just being her cat
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
We walking to the game and some random guy came up to to me and yelled "hey you're the whiskey guy!" And then high fived me then walked away
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
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