Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
remember when I told you about my grandma asking me about my sex scars? Less comfortable than that
No dude I got way too drunk to function. 90% sure I tried to FaceTime 911.
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
He is indeed a crazy mutha fucka. But mark my words. MARK MY WORDS. My job has placed me at the same party as Tom Cruise. I. Am. Fucking. The. Crazy. Out. Of . That. Alien . Fucker.
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
i'm gonna friendzone myself so you dont have to
I really don’t want to have kids.
I thought we agreed we were done with dirty talk for the day
If I don't get alcohol poisoning from tonight I don't think i ever will.
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
That's your opinion.
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
Randomize
