11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
How crunk are you?
I'm a Tom Selleck. Zero being Tipper Gore and max being the Bush twins
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
Scratch that. Good bye liver, good bye clothes, good bye dignity. Hello awesome weekend
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
Idk man I'm just a giant talking marshmallow ready to be toasted and dipped in chocolate
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
We shall need something stronger. Anal lube, the blood of a giraffe, and a bay leaf should do the trick. Make the paste and cover your left knee and anus in it.
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
I mean seriously...It's like the universe is saying "your vagina is closed, move along"
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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