I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
When i tried to give you something that wasn't tequila...like water....you kept saying it was against your religion.
I've always been the spiritual type.
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
A guy at one of our big accounts just said you probably dont remember meeting me saturday night ps you were right about those two girls being lesbian
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
Remind me to NEVER AGAIN mix beer with tequila with beer with whiskey with vodka with rum with vodka.
I kept telling you not to give them blowjobs, but you kept screaming back, "it's okay, we're friends on facebook!"
This toilet bowl is my home.
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