you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
Did you ever notice the eye of Sauron looks like Lindsay Lohan's vagina?
this morning i realized i came home with more condoms then i left. burn.
She wouldn't go home with me cause I forgot her name. I didn't realize it would matter after she danced with her vagina on my face
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
Not sure if it is a new high or new low, but i left a basket on the porch of the sorority I woke up at. It had a description of the Minnie Mouse I woke up next to, and Plan B.
She sent me a map and directions for a booty call. In a park. Give me reason not to marry her.
No...this little piggys going to the bar
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
i literally have the attention span of a weasel on steroids, but yeah, i know who you’re talking about.
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
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