the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
I wish there was a facebook app that filtered my notifications to show only the ones having to do with people who'll fuck me.
i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
I told him "thank you for wearing a turtleneck yesterday, I no longer have a strong erg to have sex with you. " He is no longer speaking to me.
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
You know your in for a great weekend when you buy the booze already in crutches
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
Bring vodka when you get back from court.
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