So i had sex for a couple seconds last night
She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
I woke up in a house cuddled up with a beagle on a futon. have no idea who anyone is but they all call me stretch. yeaaahhh boiiiiii
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up.
I just baked them cookies. We're friends now.
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
If more people understood that brunch is at 3pm the world would be a better place because you don't have to wake up early. Breakfast food is important
We were talking about kinky shit, and I suggested a hand job in church.
How'd that go over?
Praise the lord and pass the lotion.
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