we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
And then you told your sister how horrible of a friend I was because I couldn't get you cheese fries...
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
Every one of her profile pictures looks like an ad for American Apparel. Of course she has syphilis.
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
Now that my 6 day bender is behind me, I just realized I might have been the one who took a shit in our mailbox that past few days.
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
He showed me one of his balls and said "this one's free. you'll have to work to see the other.."
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
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