Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
i just had sex bonerless
i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
There are taser marks on me. Your face flashed before my eyes when i woke up and saw them.
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
Randomize
