She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
I love my life sometimes. I do miss being an adult, from time to time, but a little vodka always changes my mind.
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
Holy shit, add "successfully got stoned secretly at a party where a cop was" to my list of accomplishments.
Woke up next to a half eaten Philly Cheesesteak. Honestly probably one of the top 3 things I've ever woken up next to.
I wore grinch underwear to my well woman exam this morning and I feel like I adulted successfully today.
I was randomly pulled aside to have my bag checked. It had 50 condoms in it.
You almost got us killed.
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