Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
I had to help you off the toilet floor because you couldn't get up, then you threw your drink on the floor and just said "oh dear" really calmly.
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
I'm eating cheerios out of the palm of my hand while I pee with the door open. Is this adulthood?
No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
First night of sleeping in the same bed, and she farted on me. I immediately excused myself and went home. Don't know if we're still together. Will update you.
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
Why so philosophical about cake and sex this morning?
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
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