The night began with "let go home early so we can study for my 9am final" and ended with "show me your boobs for a free pack of gum".My breasts are worth 14 sticks for a dollar.
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
I'm just so full of love and alcohol
The guy like flippppped out and made me pay $15 for a car wash. I thought I was being extremely courteous by making sure to puke outside the window
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