Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
I. Did. In fact. Sprain. My liver. This. Weekend.
Why did I wake up with condoms on all my fingers?
Considering the girl you hooked up with, I'd be concerned about not having one on your penis.
I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
Did you ever hear the story about the time I did blow in a bar bathroom with the #1 ranked golfer in the world?
so I'm walking to my last final while opening my giant red bull and i look over to my right and the guy beside me had one too and was looking back at me. without missing a beat he pulls out a bottle of jager, pours half in mine, half in his and goes "cheers"....i'm not even mad i probably failed my final
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