would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
He came on my chest. Sat back and said "hey it sorta looks like lake michigan!" kill me now...
I drunk wandered into my parents bed and slept between them
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
I'm eating year old chocolate from the trash can. It was in a ziploc bag but still, this is a new low. Help me.
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
Who was that dick in the suit telling us to stop drinking?
The priest.
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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