margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
You were running around yelling "BUKAKE!" and squirting people with a shampoo bottle you found. Total shitshow.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
You looked at the bouncer while you pissed on the front door of the bar and said...who the fuck are you?
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